best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system


(Source: quentintarantinos)

I like being alone.

buddhacoffee:

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus  alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.

Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:

valeria2067:

“John, I’m not de—”

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“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”

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“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”

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“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”

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“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”

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“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”

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“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”

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BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
  • Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
  • Ron Weasley: food porn blog
  • Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
  • Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
  • Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
  • Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
  • Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
  • Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
  • McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
  • Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
  • Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
  • Dumbledore: all the gay porn

From Bree to Rivendell

(Source: m-ordor)